Certified good boy

Meet Bruno, the goodest boy in all of California.

Marvin von Hagen’s four-legged co-founder of joy. Spin him around, admire the floof, and hand over a treat - he has earned every single one.

Drag to spin Bruno · he spins himself when you let go

He is watching the button very closely.

About the floof

A professional napper with a side hustle in zoomies.

Bruno arrived as a tiny ball of honey-colored fluff and immediately appointed himself Chief Morale Officer. His resume is short but distinguished: world-class tennis-ball retrieval, competitive sunbeam location, and an uncanny ability to know exactly when the fridge opens.

He believes every walk should be slightly too long, every couch is load-bearing, and every stranger is a friend he simply hasn’t sniffed yet.

Loyalty: 100/10

Will follow you to the kitchen, the bathroom, and the end of the earth.

Snack radar

Can hear a cheese wrapper from three rooms away. It is a gift.

Zoomie engine

0 to full-speed laps around the living room in 0.4 seconds flat.

Nap connoisseur

Has tested every sunbeam in the house and rated them all 5 stars.

Favorite things, ranked by enthusiasm

  • Chasing tennis balls
  • Long afternoon naps
  • Belly rubs (non-negotiable)
  • Treats of any size
  • Squeaky toys
  • Greeting the mail carrier
  • Splooting on cool tile
  • Stealing one (1) sock

The numbers don’t lie

Bruno by the (very scientific) stats

14,602

Treats consumed

and counting, hourly

6

Naps per day

minimum, on a slow day

212

Tail wags / minute

peaks near the leash

∞

Zoomies achieved

no known upper limit

That’s the whole site. He’s just a really good dog.